I don't know why, but Mondays are just goofy days. Maybe all the servers are delirious from the combo of working all weekend, while also partying all weekend. Or, maybe it's leftover fumes from Sunday bug nights. Anyway, today's shift meeting resulted in our manager calling Homer out for his chest showing through his shirt.
The man canNOT seem to fit his big neck into his oxford shirt, so you can always see some skin peeking from underneath his tie.
Homer's response: "Well the shirt usually fits just fine, but I've been pumping a lot lately so maybe that's why."
...You guys remember he's like a 60-something year old black man, right??
I spent the following 10 minutes in tears from laughing too hard. I love people.