Saturday, February 12, 2011
Did I say that out loud?
Sometimes, I lose my filter.
I forget to be polite.
I snap from all the cheap people in this world.
This particularly cheap couple opted for the "waters only, and we'll split a buy one, take one pasta" route.
Oh. Did I mention that they had a $10 off when you spend $30 coupon? So I tell them they haven't spent $30...the pasta deal is $12.95. They order a Rigatoni D, and a Diet Coke.
...which became $22
When I brought out their take-home lasagna he says, "This looks like half a lasagna."
"Well, sir. It's a FREE lasagna."
Obviously, he tipped me off the $22, and not the originally $32 total: