It was a busy Friday night, and Minnesota and I were sharing a section. We got double-sat so we decided who would take which table and headed over for the greet. I get to Table 20; it's a two-top.
I start pouring the oil and vinegar while they have their heads down at the menu.
"Hello, Gentlemen..............and LADY."
Her head was down! She had a short Bieber-ish haircut and wore a blazer! I didn't even realize...
It's a girl!
They're a couple.
She was too busy looking at the menu to notice, but the guy laughed. I quickly walked away after finishing the pour.
Minnesota, we need to switch tables.